Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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