i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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