Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Michael Bay diarrhea
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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