Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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