Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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