if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize