You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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