We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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