9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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