Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My life is pants optional.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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