i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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