i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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