walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
