She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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