what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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