I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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