my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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