i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
BRING THE BAGELS
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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