if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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