Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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