I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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