i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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