sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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