she woke up with a sticky ear
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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