if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You pole danced in your parka.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
