My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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