You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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