I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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