Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
