The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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