two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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