Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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