Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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