I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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