We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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