whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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