I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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