My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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