i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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