the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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