i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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