I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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