Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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