Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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