the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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