The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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