I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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