Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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