If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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