Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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