Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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