it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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