all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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