??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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