Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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