So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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